Terrible Minds’ Flash Fiction: RevengePosted: September 10, 2011
I Went the Hell Back There
As I waited in line with my handicapped brother, the traveling preacher waved his hand and thirty cripples hit the floor. “Jesus is in this place,” he explained.
The ride home was convincing my brother in his wheelchair that Jesus has perfect timing.
Jesus, knowing everything, should know that I have a fucking time machine. I set the dial to J-E-S-U-S.
I landed somewhere, started walking and found a crowd listening to a guy talk.
Everyone turned and stared. I walked straight up to him, smacked the cup out of his hand, pointed at his face and said, “Not cool, man.”