Terrible Minds’ Flash Fiction: The Numbers GamePosted: September 19, 2011
Ain’t It Easy
The easiest part about being a bishop is talking in front of a crowd. It only takes half an hour.
The hardest part about time travel is the blisters. It takes days to find relief.
The easiest part about being friends with Jesus is the back and forth. He’s a very social guy.
The hardest part about lying to a congregation is knowing that you’re just shoving a lollipop into their collective mouth.
The easiest part about accepting an offering plate every Sunday is that a close friend told you there’s nothing after you die.